Sonic is awesome, Right? So why don't I tell ya a short story I sorta just thought of?

Sonic Vs the sea!

Sonic was sitting on a dock one fine afternoon, eating a sandwich, when he looked down at the water and said, "Don't you dare look at me like that!" Then turned around and continued to munch on his sandwich. The water gleamed in the sunlight, and the blue hedgehog sat there munching on a sandwich. "Man! I forgot to pack grapes!" Sonic shouted digging through his picnic basket.

Turning away mad, he picked up a rock that was sitting on the dock, and threw it into the water, and turned away from the water again. Sonic turned his head back at the water and stuck his tongue out. Turning his head back to his sandwich, the blue hedgehog started to think, "What if the sea was alive? Then would I be sticking my tongue out?" He thought a minute then forgot about it and finished the sandwich.

Sonic dug in his picnic basket for another sandwich when, the sea gave him a WHACK across the face. (Not knowing it was only a fish) Sonic whimpered for a second, then said, "Hey you big bully, what was that for?" Then he remembered, THE SEA MAY BE ALIVE! "Oh no you don't!" Sonic said tossing another rockish pebble into the water. Sonic sat back down and dug for his sandwich. Then a wave hit the picnic basket, and washed it out to sea.

"HEY!!! COME BACK!" Sonic shouted. The water just stole his lunch. "HEY! THATS BREAKING THE LAWS! You... You...You... DUMBO!" Sonic shouted starting to pick up rocks and throw them in. Then another wave came. But this time, it took Sonic! "HHHHHHEEEEELLLLPPP ME!" Sonic shouted gasping for air. "SHOOT!!!" Then another wave made him fly across the water and SLAM face first onto the dock. "HEY! I had a picnic basket!" Sonic shouted. Nothing happened. "Fine!" And with that, Sonic walked away mumbling.